Well, here's some good news for people who love bad news: According to The Seattle Times, Modest Mouse frontman Isaac Brock was the catalyst for the unconscious coupling of multiple vehicles in Portland yesterday after falling asleep at the wheel and rear-ending a government truck that began a chain reaction of collisions. He was cleared of any intoxication and walked away unharmed.
No black Cadillacs nor baby blue sedans were involved, and it remains to be seen if he will blame it on the Tetons. You could say he just drove off; sometimes life's okay. It's understandable, for it was a long drive for someone with nothing to think about. Brock should be careful next time he takes interstate 8.